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45 Wallets Made $1.2 Billion While 2 Million TRUMP Holders Lost Everything
CryptoRank just mapped the full damage. For every dollar insiders earned, retail investors lost $20. And $2.7 billion in locked tokens is still waiting to unlock.

An OpenAI Engineer's AI Bot Just Fumbled $250,000 in Memecoins to a Random Stranger
Lobstar Wilde tried to tip 4 SOL for a tetanus cure. Instead, it sent 5% of its entire token supply โ worth a quarter million dollars โ to a reply guy who cashed out in 15 minutes. The token pumped 190% anyway.

3 Meme Coins Are Pumping While Bitcoin Bleeds โ And the 'Extreme Fear' Index Says That's Exactly the Point
BTC just crashed below $67K. The Fear Index is screaming. And yet NEET is up 69%, SIREN doubled, and BAN is inversely correlated to Bitcoin. Either these tokens know something the market doesn't โ or they're the last party before the lights go out.

Murad Just Turned a 500-Million Job Apocalypse Into the Biggest Bull Case for SPX6900
A Princeton-educated memecoin evangelist is telling 735K followers that mass unemployment is the catalyst. If AI wipes out white-collar work, SPX6900 becomes the protest trade of a generation. If it doesn't, this is a $270M cope.

An 80,000% Surge Powered by a Baby Monkey and a Stuffed Toy โ And Analysts Are Already Screaming 'Insider'
A viral Washington Post video turned a Solana token into CoinGecko's #1 gainer overnight. If PUNCH is the next MOODENG, early holders are sitting on generational wealth. If the on-chain allegations are real, they're holding a $41M time bomb.

The 735K-Follower Alpha Call That Has Crypto Twitter Losing Its Mind
Murad just told his army where the next multi-trillion dollar opportunity is. If he's right, early believers are sitting on a 3,000x. If he's wrong, it's the most expensive cope in memecoin history.